All sass, no side seams.



 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL




Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75


Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50


Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



This soft, relaxed-fit tee is here for all your bold moves—whether you’re leading the crew, strolling through the parks, or just showing off your pirate side. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for that worn-in, vintage vibe, it’s as comfy as it is eye-catching. And with a full range of sizes from S to 4XL, everyone can join the bidding war.
Pair it with denim, boots, or mouse ears—it works for everyday adventures and your next group trip to the most magical auction block on Earth. 🏴‍☠️
 



Why it’s treasure-worthy:
 


Super soft, 100% US ring-spun cotton


Pre-shrunk and garment-dyed = unique vintage look


Relaxed unisex fit (aka comfy without looking sloppy)


No side seams = less waste, more comfort


Reinforced double-needle stitching so it holds up through every voyage




 



Care Tips (because pirates don’t do dry cleaning):
 




Wash cold, tumble dry low


No bleach, no drama


Iron on low if needed, but wrinkles = character


Skip the dry cleaner—save your gold